Boneless Wings

With apologies to chicken wings, Mr. Mister, and probably 1985 when this song was originally released.

Baby, don't understand

How all this food confusion got out of hand

Surely we can find common ground
Give me a minute to expound
We need this so, ohhh

 
Take these boneless wings

Enjoy eating again
Zaxbys or Chic-Fil-A
When we taste that zesty zing

We’ll find honey glazed and ranch can be our friends
Take these boneless wings

 
Baby, I think tonight

Only deep fried poultry can make things right
Baby, I need to know
Which one do you like best

Blue cheese or buffalo
We need them so

 
So take these boneless wings

Enjoy eating again
Zaxbys or Chic-Fil-A
When we taste that zesty zing

We’ll find sriracha and jerk can be our friends
Take these boneless wings

Take these boneless wings

Find a dip and let it be
Popeye’s or Bojangles

On our plates we won’t leave a thing
We might even eat the leftover celery, yeah, yeah

 
Cel-e-ry

Cel-e-ry

 
Baby, I need to know
Which one do you like best

Blue cheese or buffalo
We need them so

Take these boneless wings

Enjoy eating again
Zaxbys or K-F-C
When we taste that zesty zing

We’ll find honey glazed and ranch can be our friends

 
Take these boneless wings

Find a dip and let it be
Popeye’s or Bojangles

On our plates we won’t leave a thing
We might even eat the leftover celery, yeah, yeah
Ooh 

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